Sweeney Todd Worst Pies in London Lyrics

The Movie Soundtrack: The Worst Pies in London Lyrics

Movie: The Ballad of Sweeney Todd – Johnny Depp

The Worst Pies in London

Mrs. Lovett

A customer!
Wait! What’s your rush? What’s your hurry?
You gave me such a… fright! I thought you was a ghost!
Half a minute, can’t ya sit? Sit ya down! Sit!
All I meant is that I haven’t seen a customer for weeks.
Did ya come here for a pie, sir?
Do forgive me if my head’s a little vague.
Ugh! What is that?
But you’d think we had the plague.
From the way that people keep avoiding!
No you don’t! Heaven knows I try, sir!
But there’s no one comes in even to inhale!
Right you are, sir, would you like a drop of ale?
Mind you I can hardly blame them!
These are probably the worst pies in London.
I know why nobody cares to take them!
I should know! I make them!
But good? No…
The worst pies in London…
Even that’s polite! The worst pies in London!
If you doubt it take a bite!

Sweeney Todd (spoken)


Mrs. Lovett (sung)

Is that just, disgusting? You have to concede it!
It’s nothing but crusting! Here drink this, you’ll need it.
The worst pies in London
And no wonder with the price of meat what it is when you get it.
Never thought I’d live to see the day.
Men’d think it was a treat findin’ poor animals what are dyin’ in the street.
Mrs. Mooney has a pie shop.
Does a business, but I notice something weird.
Lately, all her neighbors cats have disappeared.
Have to hand it to her! What I calls, enterprise!
Poppin’ pussies into pies! Wouldn’t do in my shop!
Just the thought of it’s enough to make you sick!
And I’m telling you them pussycats is quick.
No denying times is hard, sir!
Even harder than the worst pies in London.
Only lard and nothing more- Is that just revolting?
All greasy and gritty? It looks like it’s molting!
And tastes like…we’ll pity. A woman alone…with limited wind
And the worst pies in London!
Ah, sir Times is hard. Times is hard.

Sweeney Todd (spoken)

Isn’t that a room up there? Over the shop?
If times are so hard, why don’t you rent it out? Should bring in something…

Mrs. Lovett (spoken)

Up there? Huh, no one’ll go near it.
People think it’s haunted.
You see years ago something happened, something not very nice.

Lyrics to 'The Worst Pies In London' by Sweeney Todd. A customer Wait, what's your rush? What's your hurry? You gave me such a fright, I thought you was a ghost Half a minute can't Sweeney Todd ist ein der Operette nahestehendes Musical mit der Musik und den Gesangstexten von Stephen Sondheim.Das Buch schrieb Hugh Wheeler nach einem gleichnamigen Schauspiel von Christopher G. Bond aus dem Jahr 1973. Die Broadway-Uraufführung “Fishg the Hat,” Stephen Sondheim writes, “‘The ’ illustrates as well as any other song this book the second prciple of my mantra: Content Dictates Form Tags: stephen, sondheim, worst, pies, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber : The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (often referred to simply as ) is a musical with music and by Stephen Sondheim and a book by Hugh Wheeler. It is based on (1962), a four-act melodrama adapted from The Strg of Pearls by Brian J Burton who also posed new songs and . It was first performed at the Crescent Theatre, Birmgham. , The

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  1. Johnny Depp AKA Captain Jack Sparrow turns up at a girl’s school after she wrote to him asking for help. He is now officially the most awesome person ever.

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