Shocker: ‘The Smurfs’ Not Well Reviewed

by Mike Krumboltz
This probably isn’t going to come as much of a shock: “The Smurfs” is not a critical darling. As of 9 AM PST, review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes hasn’t found a single positive review. Other films to achieve this dubious distinction include the McDonald’s propaganda piece “Mac and Me” and the unintentionally hilarious “Manos: The Hands of Fate.” The Hollywood Reporter’s Michael Rechtshaffen gets right to the point, calling the film “numbingly generic.” “For all the digitally enhanced Smurfness, the results are remarkably mirthless” and “thoroughly uninspired.” The movie serves as proof, Rechtshaffen writes, that “Hollywood seems to have […]

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