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Bulls and Bears


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Today's stock market report: Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Cows sleered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points. Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued their…


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by Mike Krumboltz The world is a dangerous place. Three amazing stories of survival in the face of bears, snakes, and a rogue kangaroo are sweeping the Web. We're happy to report that all three incidents have relatively happy endings.Teenagers escape bear attackWhen 17-year-old Samuel…


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